BREAKING: Melania Seen Ripping Up Orders

What if Melania's had enough, too?

Would Melania jump to it?
Would she stand in his way?
Could she become our saviour
At the end of the day?

Would she tear through the White House
With her hair all undone,
Yelling, "Donald, just stop it,
We’ve all had enough."

Would she march right up to him
In yesterday’s clothes,
Put her hands on her hips
Snarl, “You insane big oaf.”?

Would she kick out his gofers,
His partners in vice,
Would her slitty eyes glisten
As she held her chin high?

Would she tell him to sit-stay
On his Big Oafy Throne?
Would she tear up his orders
And unplug his phone?

Would she call off the countdown
Like an action heroine?
Would she type in the codes
As our chances grew slim?

Could she become the person
She surely could be?
A historical figure,
Not corrupt arm candy.
 



I wrote this because...

Well, flippin' eck!

Surely Melania has a conscience and a brain? Surely she's not just a vapid slitty-eyed barbie/bimbo who couldn't care less if everything goes KABOOM? Surely she knows she'd go KABOOM too?!

Surely she's not just reading romcoms and sipping champagne in a Dior bikini and Louboutin flip-flops  at Mar-Al-Lago? Surely she's seen - I don't know - Don't Look Up, and Independence Day, and 24, and Designated Survivor and had a little think? 

Surely?

Don't you think?

Pffffffff....

Francesca xx

My poetry collection, Illicit Croissants At Dawn contains lots of uplifting poetry. I promise!